the Full Service
I take your Instagram off your hands entirely, and you keep doing the thing you're actually excellent at.
you've done the maths.
three posts a week, add the stories, the reels, the deciding what to even say, and it's a part time job you never applied for.
so it doesn't get done. and every few weeks you feel it: the guilt, the promise that Monday you'll start, the Monday that comes and goes.
meanwhile your clients still come from referrals. which has worked for years. right up until the month it doesn't.
sit down, don't order anything
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sit down, don't order anything ❉
take social media off your plate
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take social media off your plate ✷
picture this…
it's the first of the month.
an email lands with a report in it. what went out, why, what it did, what changes next month.
four minutes to read.
that's your entire involvement.
and somewhere in that same month, someone who found you three weeks ago has read the posts, gone back through the last four, and written to you.
you've never met her. nobody sent her.
and it happens again next month.
what happens if I run your socials
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what happens if I run your socials ✳
what you actually get
a strategy, not a posting plan
built on what you sell and who you sell it to. you'll know why every post exists before it goes out
stories, every week
the first thing everyone drops and the thing that actually converts.
everything designed and written
carousels, statics, reel covers, captions. in a visual identity built for you, not adapted from something else.
reels, edited
you send the footage or we shoot it together. I do the rest, including the part everyone hates.
a report you can read
four minutes, no dashboard, no jargon. what went out, what it did, what changes next.
shooting days
when the location allows it, we make new material together. planned, not improvised the night before
Investment starts from €599/mo
(6 months minimum)
Why can you trust me on this
I've run a kitchen, so I know what a slow month feels like.
in restaurants you cannot post your way out of an empty Tuesday. you plan, you prep, you build the kind of place people come back to. that's the same job here, and it's why I don't chase what's trending this week.
I did it to my own page first.
zero to 15,000 followers in six months on a page about my two rescue Dobermanns. organic, no ads, no shortcuts. brands were in my inbox by month three. I ran the system on myself before I sold it to anybody.
I've done it for a business that isn't glamorous.
kitchens in Sicily. €87,000 closed and another €100,000 in quotes waiting on confirmation, from clients in Malta they'd never have met otherwise. if it works there, it works for you.
you'll always know what's happening and why.
no silence, no dashboard you have to interpret, no reporting that's really just a screenshot of the follower count. once a month, four minutes, in plain language.
and I'll tell you when I'm wrong.
something that worked in March will stop working in July. you'll hear that from me before you notice it yourself, and you'll hear what we're doing instead.
Availability
only one spot left before waitlist opens.
Questions you might have…
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month one is setup: strategy, identity, the first month planned before anything goes live. month two is the first real data, what your audience actually responds to rather than what the internet says they should. month three is the first month worth trusting, where I stop guessing and start deciding.
anyone selling you a one month trial is selling you a month of guessing and hoping you don't notice.
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it is, and I'm not going to pretend otherwise. so here's the test: one extra client a month. you know what one client is worth to you far better than I do. if that number doesn't comfortably cover this, then this is the wrong offer today and Prep & Plate is the right one.
I'd rather say that here than in month four.
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no. but the accounts that grow fastest have a face on them, and we work with whatever you're willing to give me. plenty of what I do involves your hands, your work, your space, and never your face.
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you see everything before it goes out. nothing publishes without your yes.
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about an hour a month, plus a shooting day when the location allows it.
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I do. in your voice, which is what the onboarding is for. you approve them like everything else.
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it isn't, and this is the single most common thing people say to me. I've made kitchens, blinds and dog toys interesting. the businesses that think they're boring are usually the ones sitting on the most specific knowledge, which is the easiest thing in the world to make content from.
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most people carry on, and by then it's less of a decision and more of a question about what we're doing next. if you do stop, you keep everything: the strategy, the posts, the guide. I don't build things that hold people hostage.
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yes, and plenty of people should. if you want to post yourself and just want it to stop taking three hours, buy Prep & Plate and keep your money. I mean that.